Friday, February 10, 2012

Almost... A Good Movie


Well, I'm bringing blogging back. Something weird has happened to Flixter on Facebook and it's no longer easy and fun to post film reviews so I've decided to come back to my roots. Hoorah!

What finally inspired me to do this? A little film I picked up on DVD in the pound shop. I've been suffering from an awful sore throat and took a day off work sick. Unfortunately I ran out of aspirin and had to drag myself out to stock up. I took a little detour through Poundland and, as is my wont, had a little peek at the DVDs. There seemed to be an awful lot of what can only be described as visual Mills and Boon but amongst all that this one caught my eye.

I guess the Mills and Boon reference is not accidental because Roseanna Arquette's character plays a housewife who spends her spare time with her nose stuck in a romance novel. The premise is that her marriage to The Mouth of Sauron (Bruce Spence) is a bit stale and Hugo Weaving turns up in her life to inject a bit of excitement and romance. What intrigued me about this film is it wasn't as straight forward as it first seemed. Ronnie, the husband, is basically a good bloke so his wife running about with Elrond is a bit morally iffy (at least in the Hollywood book of morality). It was described as 'A Cinderella Story' on the box so I wondered if Hugo was some kind of fairy godmother type character... right up until he stuck his tongue down Roseanna's throat. "Hey," I thought to myself "that's no fairy godmother!"

Anyway, I won't spoil it in case you ever get the chance to see the film. Possibly on a Sunday afternoon or when you're off sick from work and lurking under a duvet. I definitely found it worth the pound I spent on it though. It's kind of very good in a bad looking way, and I love that!

IMDB link - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0098959/

Monday, April 26, 2010

Well, My Glass Is Half Full of Something...


It's been a while since I've blogged. I'm not sure why, I guess I just didn't have much to say or the inclination to say it. I must get in to blogging again though. I read some of my old entries and think "Wow. I wrote that?" Hey, I must be good!

Anyway, what's been on my mind today has made me slightly sad. I was attempting some cupboard cleaning yesterday and realised that for some reason I have an over-abundance of wine glasses in my flat. This seemed odd to me as, generally, people seem to be short of wine glasses. It got me wondering why the heck I had so many?

I realised the answer is that I used to entertain a heck of a lot more than I do now. For various reasons I haven't had anybody over for freaking ages. Most of the reason I don't entertain as much as I used to is everybody growing up and moving on/moving out/not being able to get out due to having bred. It's nobody's fault really, it just happened. Gone are the days when 7-10 of us would be squeezed into my living room on a Saturday evening, supping wine and generally putting the world to rights in our youthful and optimistic way. And you know what, I don't really miss them all that much. I miss my friends for sure but I don't miss the hangovers and all the flipping washing up those evenings generated.

I have a friend who's been bemoaning his failing youth almost as long as I've known him and I always thought "So what, happens to all of us mate." Now I get a tiny inkling of what he's been mourning, though my idea of a good Saturday night was never getting drunk on lager and eyeing up the opposite sex in night clubs. At least not every week!

So, is part of this growing up thing accepting that a few of those mis-matched wine glasses should really go to the charity shop? I guess so. What I'm going to do about all the flipping mugs I have is anybody's guess though!

BTW - The picture above is from an evening when I was enjoying a glass of cider at home and the foam formed itself into that shape. I did wonder if it could predict the future, like tea leaves?

Wednesday, September 09, 2009

Shoes Shoes Shoes Shoes! Wonderful Shoes! Marvellous Shoes!


I've been keeping a few of the shoe quotations from my calendar to post here....

"For a woman, the right shoe can make everything different. It can make you walk better, feel better." - Jimmy Choo

Ah, how right he is.

When I am an old woman I shall wear purple
With a red hat which doesn't suit me.
And I shall spend my pension on brandy and summer gloves
And satin sandles and say we've no money for butter.
- Jenny Joseph

Amen sistah!

By the way, the picture is of a Christian Louboutin Lady Page Pump. A snip at Saks Fifth Avenue for $995.00. Check out the Ox Blood coloured ones as well. Hummuna hummuna!

*Weeps with longing*

One day....

Thursday, July 23, 2009

"Sea Fever" by John Masefield

I must down to the seas again, to the lonely sea and the sky,
And all I ask for is a tall ship and a star to steer her by,
And the wheel’s kick and the wind’s song and the white sails’ shaking,
And a grey mist on the sea’s face, and a grey dawn breaking.

I must down to the seas again, for the call of the running tide,
Is a wild call and a clear call that may not be denied;
And all I ask is a windy day with the white clouds flying,
And the flung spray and the blown spume, and the sea-gulls crying.

I must down to the seas again, to the vagrant gypsy life,
To the gull’s way and the whale’s way where the wind’s a whetted knife;
And all I ask is a merry yarn from a laughing fellow-rover
And quiet sleep and a sweet dream when the long trick’s over















The photo is taken from the top of Tantallon Castle in East Lothian.

Wednesday, April 01, 2009

Quotation of the Day

Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak; courage is also what it takes to sit down and listen.”
Winston Churchill


Monday, March 30, 2009

I Blog Therefore I Am?



I recently filled in that '10 or More Books' meme thing on Facebook and was inspired to revisit many of the wonderful books I put on that list.

It wasn't on my list but I've been re-reading The Book of Laughter and Forgetting by Milan Kundera lately because, godsdammit, I love the man's work. There's something so real and honest about it, as well as the beauty of the language and the wry humour. I'm reading this one because it was the first one I found on my book shelf. I've been hankering for The Unbearable Lightness of Being but for some reason didn't start with that one. It's taken me a little time to really get in to The Book of Laughter and Forgetting but I had one of those precious moments the other night when you read something and a little light bulb goes on over your head. This is that something:

"One morning (and it will be soon), when everyone wakes up as a writer, the age of universal deafness and incomprehension will have arrived."

It seems to me the Internet has heralded the dawn of that age. Any idiot (and I include myself in this, obviously) with access to a computer can write and spout forth opinions and argue and totally ignore what others are saying. Facebook and Twitter seems to be the ultimate form of this. In order to Blog one has to sit down and actually compose a blog entry. This (hopefully!) involves editing and revising and all that good stuff. Well, it does in my case anyway. From what I understand of things like Facebook and Twitter you can write your thoughts down and broadcast them to the world instantaneously.

Now, we could argue that you can't label every person with a Twitter or Facebook account a writer because they don't go through that process of editing etc. However, Kundera seems to have just this sort of person in mind in The Book of Laughter and Forgetting when he talks of writers. There is a character, Bibi, who is a wholly unremarkable European housewife who wants to write a book and Kundera implies the desire to write is all you need to be a writer. This is perhaps the 1977 (the year the book was written) version of your humble blogger, or the Twitterphile.

I'm not saying the desire to write is a bad thing, on the contrary. I'm just really worried about being in this age of universal deafness and incomprehension because it seems to have filtered into all facets of society. I do believe we are getting dumber, and that's not just because I work in a university! "Deafness and incomprehension" seem to be acceptable excuses for not taking responsibility for your own life these days. "I'm going to sue MacDonald's because the hot coffee I bought was so hot is scalded my lap." Excuse me? Did Ronald MacDonald himself pour the coffee into your lap? No, it's hot and common sense dictates you should be careful handling it.

I apologise, I seem to blog about the general decline in human intellect rather a lot but it does depress the hell out of me. Milan Kundera's writing does not depress me though. You'd think it would but somehow the world seems a little better when you look at it through his eyes. With that in mind I'll leave you with the passage in Kundera's own words. This is chapter 18 of The Book of Laughter and Forgetting:

(A bit of background first: Tamina fled Czechoslovakia with her husband for political reasons and has been unable to return. She's been trying to persuade her cantankerous mother in law to give her notebooks and letters to a visiting friend (Hugo) because she's afraid if they are posted the police will read them. Banaka is a local writer who nobody takes seriously. It's been said even Banaka thinks people who read his work are idiots. Bibi is an unremarkable local housewife who wants to write a novel.)

A few days later, Banaka turned up in the café. Staggering drunk, he fell off a barstool twice before managing to stay on it, order a calvados, and put his head down on the counter. Tamina noticed he was crying.

“What’s the matter, Mr. Banaka?” she asked him.

Banaka looked up at her tearfully and pointed to his chest: “I’m nothing, do you understand? I’m nothing! I don’t exist!”

Then he went straight to the toilet and from the toilet straight out into the street, without paying.

When Tamina told Hugo what had happened, he showed her, by way of explanation, a newspaper page with book reviews, among them a sarcastic four-line note on Banaka’s entire output.

The episode of Banaka’s pointing to his chest and crying because he did not exist reminds me of a line from Goethe’s West-End Divan: “Is one alive when other men are living?” Hidden within Goethe’s question is the mystery of the writer’s condition: By writing books, a man turns into a universe (don’t we speak of the universe of Balzac, the universe or Chekhov, the universe of Kafka?) and it is precisely the nature of a universe to be unique. The existence of another universe threatens it in its very essence.

Provided their shops are not on the same street, two cobblers can live in perfect harmony. But if they start writing books on the cobbler’s lot, they are soon going to get in each other’s way and ask: “Is a cobbler alive when other cobblers are living?”

Tamina has the impression that a single outsider’s glance can destroy the entire worth of her intimate notebooks, and Goethe is convinced that a single glance of a single human being which fails to fall on lines written by Goethe calls into question Goethe’s very existence. The difference between Tamina and Goethe is the difference between human being and writer.

Someone who writes books is either everything (a unique universe in himself and to all others) or nothing. And because it will never be given to anyone to be everything, all of us who write books are nothing. We are unrecognised, jealous, embittered, and we wish the others dead. In that we are all equals: Banaka, Bibi, I and Goethe.

The irresistible proliferation of graphomania among politicians, taxi drivers, childbearers, lovers, murderers, thieves, prostitutes, officials, doctors, and patients shows me that everyone without exception bears a potential writer within him, so that the entire human species has good reason to go down into the streets and shout: “We are all writers!”

For everyone pained by the thought of disappearing, unheard and unseen, into an indifferent universe, and because of that everyone wants, while there is still time, to turn himself into a universe of words.

One morning (and it will be soon), when everyone wakes up as a writer, the age of universal deafness and incomprehension will have arrived.

Milan Kundera The Book of Laughter and Forgetting (P145-147 New English Translation, Faber and Faber, 1996)


Now if you're excuse me I'm off to open a Twitter account....

Thursday, March 19, 2009